In the rural cesspit of “Old Gristle”, a rich man is dying. The sadistically filthy creatures that inhabit this hellhole gather in his living room to host the annual village fete in his honour. However, hiding beneath the stale, crooked smiles, and the staler Battenberg, this backwards town has a dark secret. Black bunting hangs forlornly above his deathbed, and the tombola could result in butchery. Old Gristle’s about to end up coated thickly in blood, and who knows when the horror can end? Old Gristle  is a harrowingly funny piece of in-yer-face sleaze.